Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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