I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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