this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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