Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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