This is not my ceiling
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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