why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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