I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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