My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
How external is "for external use only"?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I look excited, but its just a facade.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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