I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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