you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize