I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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