i just wanna soil my oats bro
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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