the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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