i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Randomize
