i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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