new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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