If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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