I just saw a hot homeless man
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
