i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize