i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Houston, we have a squirter
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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