I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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