Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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