ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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