Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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