your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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