i don't like sucking hair
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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