When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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