Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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