I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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