Whod you bang
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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