redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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