It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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