just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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