Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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