Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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