we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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