You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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