I hate your face
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We need to rekindle our bromance
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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