I haven't been this sober since birth.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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