I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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