Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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