So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
