whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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