This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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