Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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