some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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