Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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