Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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