Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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