Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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