Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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