I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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