Whoa Z and x make the same sound
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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