I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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