It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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