Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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