I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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