we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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